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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

justpiercetheveilalready:

goddammitpatrick:

godismycoffee:

I think this is only post like this that I will ever reblog. Yeah.

this is the best explanation I’ve heard  

This is my life.
finally, something that shows you dont have to be big to hate your body

justpiercetheveilalready:

goddammitpatrick:

godismycoffee:

I think this is only post like this that I will ever reblog. Yeah.

this is the best explanation I’ve heard  

This is my life.

finally, something that shows you dont have to be big to hate your body

kellyinigomontoya:

sexuality is literally the most fluid thing ever and i have no idea what to think anymore the only thing i know is that hot people are hot 

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser